Talking with non-ace friends

lithromaticunicorn:

Me: “that singer is really attractive”

My friends: “OMG IKR!!!!!!!! I want him to do me! Feel him inside me. Hard core make out! Sex sex SEX!!!! OMG”

Me: *looks at friend awkwardly* “I just want to like touch their hand, maybe a small kiss on the cheek….but okay…”