Pidge: So its raining, right? You pass a bus stop. There are three people there: your most trustworthy friend, a pregnant woman who has to go to the hospital, and the girl of your dreams. Your smart car has only 2 seats. What do you do?
Hunk: Oh, I’ve heard this one! You give the car to your most trustworthy friend, he takes the pregnant lady to the hospital, and you stay at the bus stop with the girl of your dreams.
Pidge: …No. you go home and
Pidge: REEVALUATE YOUR FUCKING LIFE
Pidge: YOU BOUGHT
Pidge: A SMART CAR