The Art of Writing Fanfiction

Phase 1: oh shit look at all these plot bunnies go this story’s gonna be LIT AF
Phase 2: *actually starting to write* okay first paragraph you got this just punch the reader in the face with the awesomeness of this story
Phase 3: *two hours later* FUCK ME WHY IS THIS SO HARD
Phase 4: *break time*
Phase 5: ehhh this calls for some inspiration… *proceeds to read fanfiction of various levels of gayness*
Phase 6: *writing again* hey this isn’t so bad story’s progressing nicely, i can actually finish this on time
Phase 7: *writer’s block* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Phase 8: *finally on the last paragraph* I CAN SEE THE END IN SIGHT
Phase 9: ahhh i feel accomplished i can finally rest ea-
Phase 10: *proofreading* why am i such an illiterate bastard
Phase 11: CLICK. AND POST. BYE BITCH SEE YOU NEVER.
Phase 12: repeat.