speegzz:

hollandmartinn:

r0ki:

thatrockerdude:

chabothedino:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

• Stay safe
• Congratulations
• That’s what they all say
• Different strokes for different folks
• I hope you have the time of your life
• But you have so much to live for
• Please explain

• think of me

• Don’t fall in
• I’ll alert the media

• Good luck

• Have fun

• Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat

this just in: everybody on tumblr is a middle-aged fATHER