semmelweiseffect:

girlswhorunmyfandoms:

nelfs:

‘the average woman owns 16 bras’ well shit i didnt know the average woman was made of money

#bitch the average woman owns 3 bras#one comfy and good bra she wears literally all the time (usually black=goes with everything)#a bra that’s less great and usually only used on laundry day (when the good bra is in the washing machine)#and a fancy/pretty/sexy bra just in case of a hot date#or just to feel even more pretty because damn she looks good in it#there#your average woman (tags by @toodrunktofindaurl)

#ok maaayyyybe she has 4#and the fourth one#she never ever wear because it’s outdated#and a bit ugly#and her boobs don’t fit just right in it (tags by @toodrunktofindaurl )

These are the icing on the cake