I just want you to know that your voltron shitposts are a gift to our species

ironinkpen:

honestly?? where’s my nobel prize

• shiro: “I need an adult” pidge: “…you… are an adult?” shiro: “yes but I need a better one”
• hunk’s hairstyle is definitely inspired by young han solo
• *paladin sneezes* allura and coran, horrified: “what the fuck was that”
• pidge is too short for her head to be a good armrest for anyone, but does that stop lance from trying?? no
• allura is the living embodiment of bringing a gun to a knife fight
• sometimes lance will go to the training deck while keith is training for the express purpose of making lightsaber noises whenever keith swings his sword to piss him off
• coran is scandalized by hunk and pidge’s lab etiquette
• pidge’s approach to science is “safety goggles are for squares” and hunk’s is “eyeballing it is a valid method of measurement right”
• i mean pidge is 14 and hunk is an engineering student what was he expecting
• he gets hunk a god damn ruler for his birthday
• lance: “- so the most important thing is that we get in and out without being seen at all. any ideas?” keith: “okay, so what I’m thinking is that i’ll bust into the main chamber and go for zarkon-” lance: “alright, I’m gonna explain again, and you’re gonna tell me where I lost you”