my sense of humor:

ironinkpen:

• suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime  (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)
• staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment
• *points at a garbage can* “that’s me”
• zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat
• *something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”
• “what are you doing” “my best”
• shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)
• “Bees?”