queer-jay-velour:

snortingpixy:

snortingpixy:

So Elijah Daniel became legit mayor of Hell (Michigan) and he starts off by approving eating ass and is now banning heterosexuals from Hell. 

God bless Hell

I can’t make this shit up

official mayor tweets:

This is the one that kills me tho:

He has been impeached, after one day, but this shit was brilliant.