alluruh:

keith: [bolts up in bed] oh my god

lance: [sleepily] what…

keith: i’m an alien

lance: yeah? so?

keith: and i abducted shiro

lance:

lance: …please…go back to sleep

keith: my bike was a ufo, lance. lance, it was literally a ufo

lance: keith please–

keith: it was an alien abduction, lance