snowy-scales:

l0vegl0wsinthedark:

dracogotgame:

ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:

NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8
Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet!
NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice

Look, I’m not saying that demoting a planet named after the Roman god of Death stoked his rage and brought down on us his vengeful fury and retribution but…

*gestures at everything*

Finally, an explanation.

let’s be real here

it’s not Pluto/Hades who’s ruining our shit

it’s Persephone fucking our shit up because how dare we diss her man like this the absolute fucking nerve well she’s gonna show us all why she’s named The Destroyer