lancery:

lance, on the comm: hey hunk i’m in the hangar with red. could you do me a favour please?

hunk: sure buddy what is it?

lance: ok walk into the bathroom

hunk: yeah

lance: ok now look up at the mirror

hunk: got it

lance: ok now in the middle you should see the universes greatest and coolest best friend. do you see him?

hunk: no i can’t see him. i think he’s in the hangar with red.

lance: you are the best thing that has ever happened to me and if someone told me i could relive every moment with you i’d take them up on their offer no matter what the price