slaycinder:

birdybrain:

danadelions:

what catfood commercials make feeding your cat look like: *person comes into the kitchen with a smile* *cat licks its lips* *cat snuggles up to their leg softly while purring*

what feeding your cat is actually like: *cat emits loud shrieking meow in anticipation* *you nearly have a deadly accident because your cat excitedly runs between your legs as you walk to the bowl*

see also: *cat puts its head in front of the bowl just as you plop the food out, so it lands on their head*

Appendix A: *cat grabs at the dish and flips it out of your hand* Congratulations, now it’s on the floor.