trashfireiplier:

sarcastic-florist:

kathrynroseksk:

ispenttoolongthinkingofanewname:

animatedamerican:

isolationiste:

sirdef:

sirdef:

sirdef:

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

update: there is more cake than i imagined.

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

never do this again

The trick to buying an entire cake and eating it is you don’t eat it all at once.

But, and this is crucial, not because someone else is controlling your portions. Because it’s your cake. Because you don’t have to worry that if you don’t finish it now, somebody will take the rest away. Because you can eat as much cake as you feel like eating and then stop, and the remaining cake will still be there when you want some more. Which may be in an hour or may be in a couple of days.

Own your cake. Cake responsibly.

How to cake

*heart eyes*

I’VE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTS

ICONIC POST AAAA

felicitatem:

in case this hasn’t been said to your face today:

you are loved and appreciated and irreplaceable in this universe

someone:are you ok
me:………..anyways

paranoid-polly:

When you finished a task

When you realize how much you still have to do

ventoaureoreo:

fundaki-babbles:

damn son why are all the funniest and best posts on here always made by deactivated people? who killed them and wh

celticpyro:

This is both the worst and best thing I’ve ever read.

ruza-chan:

Everybody waiting for the fall of man

Everybody praying for the end of times

Everybody hoping they could be the one

I was born to run, I was born for this

(Character is Silverlace from Season Island, and belongs to @lore-cat-nim, art is mine)

moonemoji:

employer: why do you want this job?

me: $o I can expand my re$ume and gain experien$e in the job field $$$$$$$

roblowcop:

some dumbass website: please sir turn off your adblocker we need that revenue to survive

me, looking at the adblock counter, which shows 33 ads and counting blocked on said dumbass website:

need 2 follow sm new peeps!!

jvkei:

hello!!

please like this post (or reblog it thats cool too) if you post any of the following:

voltron (specifically i’m looking for some nice and positive klance blogs!)

haikyuu (iwaoi, kagehina, daisuga, bokuaka, and kuroken)

mass effect (anything really !! but if you post a lot of shakarian or jaal ama darav appreciation type stuff i would love to see those posts on my dash!)

overwatch

lamento (bl game)

any art blogs! i love looking at art. it’s cool if you post original art or fanart! i especially love art blogs that do some art on their ocs.

yuri on ice

mystic messenger

dragon age

killing stalking

blood bank (the bl webcomic)

19 days stuff

their story stuff

noragami (yatori!!!)

and if you also find that you like my stuff and follow me back hopefully we can be friends and chat!!! im always looking for new people to talk to