February 2018 – Page 38 – Crowfanity's Tumblr

straightboyfriend:

the best thing abt cats is when ur letting them sniff ur hand to see if theyll let you pet them & they smush their face into ur hand in approval… makes me feel honored

claratyler:

damianalghul:

we are always talking about the fbi man watching us through our webcam but what about the fbi woman? #feminism

the fbi woman spying on us:

reserve:

forovnix:

fbi: but it says ‘friends to lovers’ followed by ‘mutual pining’ why did you scroll past that

nsa: it’s 3AM, please only read one-shot pwps, please dear god

soulpunkz:

if you’re lgbt reblog this with your orientation and whether or not you can drive … i want to test something

sspacesushii:

makopak:

This is the cutest MM video I have ever seen

MM anime 😍

(Source: https://sspacesushii.tumblr.com/)

r-e-i-i:

r-e-i-i:

vanderwood x mc

(based on mr&mrs smith)

> <

Some people said that they want to see 707xmc

hahahXDDDD

alrightanakin:

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

blissfulcatharsis:

even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone

tayorswift:

The only time in my life I can relate to a Gold Metal wining Olympian…

pinkcheesegreenghost:

spaced-queen:

rudelyfe:

fatale-distraction:

captainserenderpity:

trek-lover:

ithelpstodream:

how to tip

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

Damn I thought folks knew this …

Nope. Actually no body ikno knows this

cash is king when it comes to tips