Ugly Privilege is being the ‘relationship expert’ when your friends are going through relationship issues and you got no experience with romantic relationships
Ugly Privilege is knowing your partner likes you cuz you goofy and your personality is a 10/10 and not for your looks
Ugly Privilege is being used to rejection because yo ugly ass aint surprised, given the odds
Ugly Privilege is not being hit on all the time and not having random people slide into your DMs while you tryna mind yo own business
Ugly Privilege is having a longer battery life, since ya know… nobody’s sliding into your DMs and blowin’ up your phone cuz you posted a selfie
Ugly Privilege is saving that money and spending that money on yourself and nobody else cuz yo ass forever single
Ugly Privilege is having your partner not worry about you cheatin’ because who else wants yo goofy ugly ass besides your partner?
half of yall pretty af and shouldnt be reblogging this.
for yall average-lookin folks, yall can reblog this but you on thin ice, ya hear me?? THIN. ICE.
[Give me… Give me the bread! Give me the bread, stupid! Give it back! Give me the bread! The bread! Give it to me! Borya, what are you doing? Give me the bread! Borya, give me the bread! For fuck’s sake, Borya! Give me the bread, please! Give me the bread! Just take a bite if you want to! Borya! Calm down and give me the bread… Borya!.. Borya! Borya, give me the bread! Give! Me! The bread! Borya, what are you doing, Borya, give me the bread! Borya, for fuck’s sake! Give it back! How long are you going to hang like this? This is just ridiculous! Give it back… You asshole! Bastard…]
although the caption is pretty accurate I gotta say it sounds like 100x funnier in russian XD
honestly tho like this is valid advice bc even if she’s straight or not into you, just talking (not necessarily flirting) will just make it easier the next time you crush on someone. even if this crush doesn’t work out you’ll have experience and you’ll feel more comfortable and confident (not to mention your current crush can also become a new friend if they aren’t one already). the only way you’re going to learn to communicate effectively is if you start communicating
wow this is like genuinely very encouraging thank you
hey no problem! i know how hard it is but it’s worth it