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tomroughneck:

Meanwhile in Russia

annyi.

gente decisa

The bigger vehicle has right of way.

Russians cannot into chill.

This is what I call a satisfying video

@rokirovka blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying

@theminism tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you

speaker 1: What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way?

speaker 2: It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting.

speaker 1: They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first.

speaker 2 [interrupting]: Of course.

speaker 1: What the heck are they doing over there

speaker 2: What the heck

speaker 1: Woah woah what the heck okay wow

speaker 2: What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing!

speaker 3: Don’t take pictures!

speaker 2: I’m filming!

speakers 3 and 4: [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away!

speaker 2: Guys, calm down!

[the reckoning arrives]

speakers 3 and 4: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly]

speaker 2: Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em!

I think the loveliest thing about this, which the transcript brings out, is that Speaker 1 and Speaker 2, in addition to filming the whole scene, and providing hilarious deadpan commentary, were fully prepared to defend the excavator-driver – squaring up to fight, but also trying to resolve it peacefully. So while we may all go “LOL russia” because these events have escalated so astonishingly, we can appreciate that these guys are the Real Heroes and most of us would not have been half as cool.

I LOVE THIS!!!

mother fuckers didn’t think things through. and now they’re stuck in the middle of snow with no car XDDDD priceless.