“hey april fools day is approaching so please don’t
– ask someone out as a joke
– come out as gay/trans/bi/ect as a joke
– say you’re pregnant
– break up with your s/o
– try and trigger someone as a “funny joke"
just don’t be an asshole ! x”
Readers, there are some good additions to this list in the comments, thanks to everyone who contributed suggestions!
HEY UHH APRIL FOOLS IS MY DOGS DEATH ANNIVERSARY SO AVOID MAKING DEAD PET JOKES TOO. THEY’RE NOT FUNNY
dont make people question reality.
dont pretend u dont know who someone is, or pretend its like a hundred years in the future, or theyve been in a coma
dont fuck w food and ppls diets dont put sugar or salt in foods that arent urs u dont know what kinda dietary restrictions others have
just like. cmon. be cool.