butt-berry:

I always thought my Pokemon obsession was bad, until I found out that someone on Bulbapedia noticed one of the throwaway characters was recycled and used as a nameless background trainer over 7 years and 354 episodes after they first appeared.

cupcakecreeper:

homebeccer:

the Big Bad of our campaign is an evil snake lady so our rogue was brainstorming ideas to kill her and came up with:

  • Cutting off her arms so she would revert to a harmless garden snake
  • Having our Druid morph into a mongoose and fight her, like nature intended
  • Dropping food in her path so that her tail grows too long and she runs into it and gets a game over

All my plans are good???

chyna-ros3:

tybitty93:

eiwilia:

boyznmotionvevo:

ryanvoid:

hortensevanuppity:

broccoleafveins:

Ye olde Windows screen savers.

There are probably kids on this website who are so fucking young they’ve never seen these in the wild

tiny doomcookie 90′s me refused to change it from the creepy house. i liked space and mazes well enough, but creepy house

Those pipes were my childhood

I just went back 15 years ago

Our elementary schools had these screensavers. Could never pay attention to the teacher because I was hypnotized by the screensaver.

I remember

krwzprtt:

enochian-dick-jokes:

broke-broken-breaking:

prokopetz:

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator.
You have several times more endurance than they do – use that to your advantage!

Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human: