Were you a monster-under-the-bed, monster-in-the-closet, or humans-are-the-true-monsters kid
I was the “In-the-kitchen-as-soon-as-I-turn-off-the-light-switch-oh-my-god-run-like-hell” sort of kid
What the heck
I was the same
i was “holy fuck there’s one right behind my back waiting” which lost me a lotta sleep
I was “going-up-the-stairs-from-the-basement-I-turned-the-lights-off-oh-frick-somethings-behind-me-right-run-run-run-sLAM-THE-DOOR-NOW” and honestly I’m surprised I never broke the door
I was the “I’ve made friends with the giant cat demon in my room that sleeps by my door so I know it will protect me from any evil” kid
pleeeeeaaaaase don’t make fun of people for being overenthusiastic about their interests. if you see someone getting really excited about something and you think it’s a good idea to ruin their fun (and don’t think people don’t notice your eye rolls and side glances) you’re an asshole
Two magicians made a blood oath when they were children that they would never harm each other. Now they are mortal enemies and have resorted to inconveniencing and annoying each other, knowing if they harm one another they’ll die.
I want to watch this show
That’s actually how one of them torments the other: by hiring a film crew to follow them around and broadcast their lives as a reality show.
Thousands of kids were exposed to lead and more toxins in our water. It is so bad I can’t even use a slip n slide or take a bubble bath like a regular carefree kid.
cats are so fake like they’re theoretically related to apex predators and yet they weigh 8 pounds, sleep 20 hours a day, and scream if you feed them half an hour later than usual
I deeply sympathize because I also like to sleep an unreasonable amount and yell when hungry.
incidentally, you are also an apex predator
apex predators are over-hyped, we’re all just tired and whiny.
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