heteromanticmarkiplier:

There’s four kinds of gays.

  1. “I want to live in a huge high rise apartment with my future partner that looks over the whole city so I can see the city lights at night”
  2. “I want to live in a secluded little cottage in the woods with my partner, surrounded by woodland and nature, so that we wake up to the sounds of animals in the morning”
  3. “I want to live by a beach so that my future partner and I can take long walks at sunset and go swimming in the waters whenever we want”
  4. Lesbian farmer aspirations

decoymkhai:

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

“if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them”
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

My buttcheek ain’t a sexual organ either but that doesn’t mean I want anyone grabbing it.