May 2018 – Page 40 – Crowfanity's Tumblr

hobgoblinhero:

nerdgasrnz:

zireaells:

egberts:

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

#no block button we lose like men

#dodge or die #there is no block

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

maphel-n-doodles:

So now I’m the proud owner of a Patreon account ;w;

2-face:

madamebomb:

cephalotodd:

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise 🙂

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

semitics:

Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks

Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police

growing-up-gay:

winterstar95:

awake-society:

😻amazing, pt.1

Always need good news stories

Just some positivity, because we could all use some more of this in our lives.

viperas:

txpokes:

kedreeva:

[Source] [Convict Collars]

Because saving kitties is important.

This is a freakn’ wonderful idea and needs to be spread around to let people know.

kaldannan:

candiikismet:

redbirdblogs:

caramelanin:

te-amo-corazon:

brattylikestoeat:

Neat

this looks really good

I’m mad for never thinking of this

Omfg I’ve never been hungrier in my life

That looks amazing

What a good idea.

cyanide-skull:

I like it when tybalt tells mercutio to “have at thee boy” because it’s like a really old timey “try me bitch”

rainbowkarolina:

rainbowkarolina:

rainbowkarolina:

every time I watch the bachelor I think about how much better it would be if it was with lesbians…..but then I think of how it wouldn’t work because all the women would fall in love with each other and not the bachelorette….and THEN I remember the most obvious flaw in this system, the bachelorette could literally have 30 women professing their love for her and knowing us lesbians she would still be like “I just don’t know if they actually like me”

after careful consideration I’ve decided that this in fact would be amazing reality tv and I am currently waiting on a rich lesbian investor

it looks like we have found our lesbian investor

mybookisbad:

tag yourself