when you’re playing dnd and you character keeps rolling crit fails
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- Bc two turns in a row he failed to hit a blind goblin 5 feet in front of him
- Dnd
- First session of our campaign the guy who we beat up and captured was making fun of mine
- He would have lived if he had kept his mouth shut
- I can't help but think
- I regret killing him because he was so scared of going home with a broken nose and being rejected by his wife
- I wish he had gone home and gotten rejected by his lovely bearded wife
- Lmao yup
- Then I could have flirted with her while looking him in the eyes
- Tho with Kyva's luck he would have failed that charisma roll anyways
- We used an illusion to make him think his nose was fixed but
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