gaslightgallows:

moocowmoocow:

rude-bird:

typervoxilations:

kawree:

gnollgirl:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

soft-arthropod:

yet-another-mistake:

dateanenbysuggest:

“were you born a boy or a girl”

bold of you to assume I was born at all

I personally was created in a lab

Just straight up spawned

the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

i burst out of someone’s chest while traveling through space.

my mom watered a winter flower w three drops of blood and now i’m here

I descended from the clouds in a T-pose

mom shaped me out of clay and the gods gave me life.

Took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.