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BNHA Characters as things I’ve seen happen at school

{{ This is going to be a mix of things I’ve seen happen in all my school years. I’ve moved schools alot so bare with me y’all, also some of these are stuff I’ve actually experienced }}

Aoyama: tried to impress a girl during a school dance with his moves, proceeded to rip his pants and break his ankle.

Mina: Tried to skip class and hide in girls bathroom, ended up getting busted when the cops came in because someone hid meth in the toilet.

Tsuyu: Attempted to climb the poles in the cafeteria and proceeded to get stuck, then resorted to crying until the principal arrived.

Iida: Ended up throwing hands with someone because they got a better mark on a math test

Uraraka: Got suspended for a week for sneaking into the cafeteria and swapping half the bake sale foods for live bugs

Ojiro: Got expelled for fist fighting the janitor after he got yelled at for leaving a mess on a table

Kaminari: Smuggled a bong into school, Proceeded to use it in the school bathroom and ended up throwing it at a teacher when they walked In.

Kirishima: Wore crocs to school during exams and ended up giving the class a ten minute penalty because the teacher didn’t agree.

Koda: Once Smuggled all the bugs in the science lab out and proceeded to let them all go in the school cafeteria.

Sato: Got two weeks of suspension and three weeks of detention after he accidentally gave the school bake sale weed brownies instead of double fudge.

Shoji: Got kicked off of the dodge ball team after throwing a ball at the teacher and breaking their nose.

Jirou: Hacked the school web com so that anytime someone talked into it, Vagina by Cupquake would blast. Ended up getting snitched on and parents got called.

Sero: was a senior in freshmen shop class, got passed after he made a dick shaped clock and the teacher couldn’t handle him anymore.

Tokoyami: screamed bring me back to life and welcome to the black parade during track and field while doing the 500m run.

Todoroki: Gave his home economics teacher laxatives in cupcakes after he failed the class.

Hagakure: Peeped into the boys change room for three weeks until she accidentally peeped on the gym teacher changing. Proceeded to Cry.

Bakugou: Got suspended for punching the principal in the throat during a fist fight.

Midoriya: during a science experiment, while playing with the fire, he proceeded to light his partners hair on fire as well as his own.

Mineta: Got Expelled for taking pictures of people’s hands and selling them on hand fetish websites.

Momo: Got into a nasty fight with a teacher and said “my name and dick must taste the same, as you can’t keep both of them out of your mouth” than proceeded to get suspended.

All Might: Accidentally bought illegal fireworks to class and proceeded to light them with his students, ended up setting half the field on fire.

Kendo: Screamed at someone and broke their nose because they took her seat during french class

Tetsutetsu: Wore an entire green one piece to picture day, and ended up paying extra to get his school background to be Pepe

Monoma: Tried to fight an entire class of upper class mates, ultimately got his ass handed to him during a school Assembly

Mirio: Cried during a class movie about World peace.

Nejire: Started a secret fight club, within two weeks it got shut down after someone snitched after they got beat up.

Amajiki: Had a mental breakdown during a English presentation and ended up explaining the plot to Harry Potter instead of Romeo and Juliet

Shinsou: Once Bought a can of monster in a water bottle to class, said bottle proceeded to let out a high pitch sound and explode. Half the class couldn’t hear for five minutes.

Hatsume: Stayed up for two days for her exams, ended up popping some pills and somehow remembered the entire plot to Marley and me. They failed the exam.

Endeavor: Learned how to make explosives from the internet, brought some to school and blew up all the toilets in the boys bathroom.

Eraser Head: Passed out during track and field, everyone proceeded to freak out and call 911. When they arrived, he explained that he just took a quick nap.

Present Mic: Got suspended after they took a picture with the school statue with the caption “Choke me with those bronze hands daddy” and posted it on the school snapchat.

Midnight: Accidentally showed her entire class a scene from fifty shades of grey during sex Ed.

Shigaraki: Cried during science class because someone made fun of his chapped lips.

Kurogiri: Actually put a child leash on one of his students, proceeded to get banned from teaching for a year.

Dabi: Sneaked onto the school roof and proceed to piss on anyone that stood just below him. Got caught and had to apologize to the entire school.

Toga: Got sent to the councilers office after she wouldn’t stop asking a teacher if they could choke her.

Twice: Stole all the fire extinguishers from the school, almost got away had it not been for the camara in the main office.

Nomu: Stood under the stairs and made horse sounds at anybody who walked by.

Wild, Wild Pussycats: Were a group of furries that would make animal sounds during class and attempt to lick people.