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lance, falling down on allura’s bed, tears running down his cheeks and somehow ruining his mascara despite the fact that he isn’t wearing any: i know there is a heaven because he is proof that there is a hell. he smiles at me, and i am a fool, so blinded by the light in his eyes, that i do not realize his teeth are fangs, come to kill me and drag me down into the homeland of his where no one but the devil and his tortured souls resides.

allura, not looking up from the book she’s reading: what did keith do now?

lance: he beat me in mario kart