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Stop. Normaling. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes

thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae

you say this like most people on this website wouldn’t want exactly that to happen, myself included

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