wackcauldron:

kawaiishironeetree:

STEAM, Sony, and Microsoft Sales: Get these 15 AAA titles for $3 and all the DLC for 50¢.

Nintendo Sale: This four year old Mario Party game is $55.99 (plus shipping) instead of $59.99 now. You also get this $10 3DS theme for FREE if you spend $250 or more.

sony, microsoft: yeah dont pirate or hack our games we’ll probably ban you from cod or something

nintendo: [clutching podium, sweating, crying with rage] if you acknowledge that emulation or project m exist we will put you inside mr. fils-aimé’s mouth and he will swallow you