i-am-a-fish:

meanest-thieves-steal-blankets:

i-am-a-fish:

philosophical-wanton:

i-am-a-fish:

reasons to shave:

✔️ hoo boy, it is warm out and I gotta cool off pronto!

✔️ I love feeling smooth sm….. I love feeling like a slippery slab of bacon….

✔️ FUCJ FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCKS IM ITCHY EVERYTHING ITCHES

✔️ I love the look of being clean shaven and that’s all there is to it!

🚫 some JERKWEASEL told you to shave

✔️ To provide better aerodynamics when being catapulted through the air

✔️ Gathering human hair for any number of spells, voodoo rituals or arts projects

✔️ Well I shaved my eyebrows may as well shave everything else while I’m at it

🚫 I’m scared some JERKWEED might say something if I don’t

@philosophical-wanton an EXCELLENT addition thank u

Reasons NOT to shave:

✔️hoo boy do I hate feelin the wind against my bare skin

✔️F l u f f y

✔️no time to shave

✔️too much effort to shave

✔️razor burn

✔️allergic to shaving

✔️I just don’t want to shave and that’s all!!

🚫shaving is for girls only

🚫hair makes u manly

You can do what you want with your body because it’s your body! Other people don’t control your body! Men can shave their legs too! Girls can be hairy too! Everybody gets to decide what they want to do with their own body!

fucking……yes…… go off…….. thank you @meanest-thieves-steal-blankets