shiftaria:

gayendermen:

why you should build a treehouse in minecraft

• they’re cool
• they keep the monsters out
• you can build them on jungle trees out of pretty jungle wood
• they look fucking epic
• good view
• they’re cool

This seems like some pro-elf life bullshit

Allow me, your local dwarf advocate, a moment of your time to consider Caves

• Dig’n’done
• Lots of stone
• Cold, damp, and cool lookin
• Torches REALLY pop deep down
• Like the Earth is giving your home a hug
• It’s called Minecraft not Treecraft

Thanks for attending my TED talk (Totally Epic Dwarf)