imnotcrazy-i-swaer:

captain-trash-cannot:

tabbykat-bubbliepsace:

maximum-sadboi:

sparklesparkle-imgay-af:

blackholesandrevolations:

awkwardbluelollipop:

oreganoplant:

clam-kid:

scotchmoth:

zeathegreenbean:

just-a-squid:

jellyfish-rights:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Stop 👏 telling 👏 vampires 👏 to 👏 smile!!!

Our fangs are none of your business unless they’re in your neck!

Stop 👏 Telling 👏 Sirens 👏 To 👏 Sing!!!

Our songs are not something to fool around with so save yourself the time and possible pain and just stop.

Stop👏telling👏werewolves👏to👏howl!!!

Our howls are only used for communicating and we don’t want to inconvenience our pack members!

Stop 👏 telling 👏 ghosts 👏 to 👏 say 👏 boo

It’s a rude stereotype. We don’t like that shit.

Stop 👏 telling 👏 witches 👏 to 👏 cackle!!!

We don’t laugh like that! Our laugh is no different to yours, and making rude jokes about it really hurts our feelings!

Stop👏asking👏to👏take👏a👏picture👏of👏cryptids

We’re not very photogenic and would prefer people see us in person

Stop👏trying👏to👏sell👏us👏demons👏your👏soul

We have standards

Stop 👏assuming👏zombies👏eat👏brains

They’re not super good or easy to obtain

Stop👏outing👏imortals👋

We will tell you when we want to.

Stop👏asking👏fae👏for👏favors👋

We don’t give a shit and will trick you into eternal servitude.

Stop👏sacrificing👏people👏to👏the👏old👏Gods

We don’t want your bitch ass souls in our pocket dimensions

Stop👏telling👏skeletons👏to👏dance!!!

Some of us don’t know how and you’re going to make us cry

Stop👏 asking👏the👏 closet 👏monsters👏to👏leave!!

We’ll come out when we’re ready don’t pressure us

Stop👏 telling👏 psychics👏 to👏 read👏 your👏 minds👏

Your thoughts are weird and we don’t need those images