Bards have to preface any suggestion spells by singing “I’ll tell you what you want, what you really, really want.”

probablybadrpgideas:

probablygoodrpgideas:

“You wanna really really really really

really, really, really wanna stab your friends“

“If you wanna be my lover, you’d better stab all your friends
Friendship is forever. Wait, I shouuuuldn’t have sung that…”