bardstard:

bardstard:

i really believe the predictive text feature on phones is slept on coz it really produces some quality shitposts so here are some really good sentences my phone thinks i should be saying

• you and I was like a little bitch ass kid with a gun
• we got sokka again but this time it’s personal
• oh my goodness I am not SUFFICIENTLY RESTED
• you have to be a little bit of dumbassery and a lot of Americans
• how come you don’t have any YOGURT in your mouth
• unidentified man just asked what sort of ghost story he would top

thank you for listening

• use your own tears to make your child jeremy happy
• ass is destroyed by the government
• eye catching shoulder vs the slightly awkward feeling
• please do not Tarnish my soul with this butt ugly anime tiddie