“I stab myself. What happens?”

yourplayersaidwhat:

Dm: Roll damage I guess
Player: no in the heart.
Dm: you are actually doing this?
Player: yeah
Dm: you die. Roll your death saves
Player: wait what?
Dm: I don’t know what you expected

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