
World map of tradition of removing shoes in home. Green: shoes removed; Blue: shoes not removed.
If you don’t remove your shoes in my house I’ll remove them for you with your feet as collateral damage.
I only leave my shoes on because there’s twelve people in my house and I don’t trust any of them enough to walk around barefoot the little nasties
Antarctica makes fuckin sense, dude. those fuckers have to wear those fuckin thermal boots. 1 its fuckin cold inside keep those fuckin shoes on. 2 whos really gonna wanna put those fuckers on and off all the time keep em on for jesus fucks sake.