juju-on-that-yeet:

“my cat from hell” cat owner: my cat is an agent of satan who derives pleasure from tormenting me. he has attacked me many times and killed two of my family members. he does not listen to reason, or accept any form of kindness. he knows only the tearing of flesh and the flowing of blood.

jackson galaxy: how often do you play with him?

cat owner: how often do i what