crowfanity

class-tomorrow:

taako writes “lup eats ass” in a journal and lucretia cant like. leave that bc it has her name so she letse the voidfish eat it and then on the day of story and song everyone on the fucking planet is like “wow…. lup eats ass.”

walkaloneinlight:

“I just know in my heart that I’m not”

meanplastic:

why is this the funniest thing i’ve ever watched please watch this IM ROLLINGGG

your-instructions-from-moscow:

your-instructions-from-moscow:

My strategy so far:

Step 1. Avoid making eye contact
Step 2. ????????
Step 3. Get asked out on date

truckhole:

death by glamour didn’t have to go that hard but toby respects gays

thebiballerina:

Me, being forced to make a decision of any kind:

I did NOT become a bisexual so I could MAKE CHOICES!!!

hotboyproblems:

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

themindofcc:

dealanexmachina:

sarah-the-ninja:

Rejoice, “let’s fake a relationship for Christmas” fanfic season is upon us.

Don’t forget “snowed in and have to share a bed” season.