parlezvousladybug:

cry-is-trash13:

pocmemes:

vinebox:

i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍

I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.

He volunteers to get baptised

They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

Honestly. A mistake on their part.

I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.

So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story

Legend

hexmaniacmareen:

liepard:

earlploddington:

liepard:

liepard:

man someone found out a DNS channel that lets u get any past mystery gift in pkmn games. we’re talking those items that let you encounter shaymin and darkrai in platinum… mew, celebi, shiny dogs in HGSS… victini, zoroark and weird event pokemon that were only distrubited to people who went to the 2013 pokemon world championships and shit its wild. they’re all considered legit by the games too. not really legit from a collectors POV but like… its fun to mess around w

U can also get the shiny palkia, dialga and giratina event in bw2 also!

wait which games are this relevant for

the DS ones: Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, HeartGold, Soulsilver, Black, White, Black 2 and White 2 should work. Different games have different events though (with some overlap). Also the event you get each time you connect to mystery gift is randomized so it might take a while if you want to try and get everything, it will pull up ones you’ve already got sometimes (and you can’t get duplicates)

holy FUCK

reikochan606:

spearfrost:

alexagator:

makinaro:

I win.

I got introspective one day and sketched out a 6 panel comic. It sat in a folder for a few days before I expanded it to 10. Then it sat for a week. After which, I moved on. The expiration date had passed, and the comic joined the rest of the half-drawn files in the very same folder. 

I still don’t like it anymore, but I’ll take the victories where I can.

this.

There are a thousand more arts in the unfinished folders than what you see posted/published. We are not being lazy… even though we think we are.

Drawing can be fun sometimes but it’s also lots of work, time and pressure. That’s why patient and understanding fans are the best ❤️

yunisverse:

so we have three options:

-King made Rouxls’ rouxm and Lancer’s room next to each other so he wouldn’t have to bother with his kid
-Lancer wanted to move his room in next to Rouxl’s shop so he could hang out with Lesser Dad more
-Rouxls set up his shop next to Lancer’s room to keep an eye on the kid

i’m really not sure which hits my heart the hardest

skinnymeme:

it’s completely acceptable to stay alive for tiny reasons. because you want to hear your favorite song one more time. because your dog will miss you if you leave. because the moon is just too pretty to never see again. because you haven’t seen the next season of a really good tv show. because you want to see the christmas lights this year. if you’re alive, you’re doing enough. if you’re surviving, i’m proud of you.