Author: crowfanity

couriers-mile:

I am not advising anyone of anything or speaking on behalf of any company, you didn’t hear this from me, and with that said: if you paid for a product like a fancy canvas bag from Bethesda and you did not receive a product that matched the description of what you were promised, and the company will not refund you, you have the right as a customer and as a cardholder to contact your bank and dispute the charge on your account through the bank to get your money back that way.

Typically you have 4 months from the date you received the merchandise to dispute its quality.

Just saying.

Massive Food Recall Hits Trader Joe’s, Walmart, Kroger and More

jheselbraum:

queerlyfunctioning:

africanaquarian:

spoonie-living:

Hey folks, another big recall just hit the states, for both refrigerated and frozen products. Read up, and be careful out there!

And if you need to stay updated, FoodSafety.gov has an RSS feed listed under Recalls & Alerts > Get Automatic Alerts.

now i gotta go thru my fridge

I love living in a country where every three days the FDA or the CDC has to announce which foods will kill us this week and which ones won’t.

This is a possible listeria outbreak, it’s no joke. 

Please check the food in your fridge.

Massive Food Recall Hits Trader Joe’s, Walmart, Kroger and More

bob-belcher:

cards against humanity not only buying part of the U.S border to stop trump from building the wall between the U.S and Mexico but also hiring a law firm specializing in eminent domain with the intent of making it harder and more expensive for the government to build the wall has got to be the boldest move in this stupid simulation we’re living in. not all heroes wear capes

moghedien:

moghedien:

I read a short story where a woman character “always looked forward to her period” because it was “a reminder of her womanness” and YES! The story WAS in fact written by a male!

*my uterus hits the self destruct button and tissue and blood begins falling out of my vagina*

*music drops*

*Shania Twain voice* Let’s Go Girls

drunkcravings:

Cannoli Dip

Ingredients

  • 1
    cup
    ricotta
  • 8
    oz
    cream cheese
    room temperature
  • 1
    cup
    powdered sugar
  • 1
    tsp
    vanilla extract
  • 2/3
    cup
    mini chocolate chips
  • waffle cones
    broken

Instructions

  1. Using a stand mixer (or a hand mixer + large bowl),
    add in ricotta, cream cheese, and powdered sugar on medium-high speed
    until smooth, about 3-5 minutes. Add in vanilla extract and whip for
    another 30 seconds.

  2. Taste
    test the dip – if you’d like it sweeter, add more powdered sugar, about
    2 tablespoons at a time. You can safely add up to another ½ cup of
    powdered sugar (8 tablespoons) without negatively impacting consistency.

  3. Fold in mini chocolate chips, reserving some to sprinkle on top for decoration if desired.
  4. Serve dip immediately with broken waffle cones for dipping.

helloema5:

“supermom”: loses baby weight immediately, works outside the home, cooks all 3 meals for whole family, prepares packed lunches, cleans whole house, microcleans daily and constantly (dishes, laundry, folding laundry, wiping counters, sweeping, organizing, picking up after children), stays pretty, nurtures and feeds infants, emotionally supports children, brings children to extracurricular activities, puts children to sleep, grooms children, micro-grooms all day (wipes mouths, cleans hands, changes diapers), bathes children, clothes children, shops for children, grocery shops,

“superdad”: braids his daughter’s hair