Hey everyone, apparently Tumblr’s added another dumb feature! This one sends you notifications every time someone replies to any existing version of a post you happened to reblog and add a comment to! Make sure you go into your settings and turn this off unless you want your activity feed filling up with people making replies to posts you didn’t even make!
I had to uninstall and reinstall the tumblr app cuz I was having issues and when I started it up it asked for feedback on how to improve the app so I started typing and the app crashed before I could even finish and that basically sums up the Tumblr mobile experience
i am not against myself. but i am so Annoying. God Bless .
author: so in this world there are immortal fire-breathing dragons
everybody: cool!
author: also half the army is female
everybody: um, isn’t that a bit unrealistic?
author: there are a dozen+ sentient species including orcs, elves, and entities that should be dead but somehow aren’t
everybody: cool!
author: and a lot of them are poc
everybody: how does that? make sense?
author: alright, so people can pretty much rewrite the laws of reality by thinking about it hard enough, so anything is possible
everybody: makes sense
author: also several of the characters are not straight
everybody: what else even is there?
I was just talking to a family. The dad used “he” pronouns for me while the mom used “she”. They kept shooting each other sharp glances and subtly shaking their heads.
I said nothing, delighting in the fact that I am not obligated to be helpful in this circumstance.
Shoe…you really are a fae…
My NPC catchphrase when I approach guests is “Hello and welcome! My name is Ship. If you need anything or if you have questions, please let me know!”
A few times, guests have asked questions I could not answer, and jokingly complained that my introduction was a lie because I didn’t immediately know everything they asked me. I have then replied, “Oh, but sir, all I said was to please let me know if you have questions. I never said I would actually answer them.”
A guest: I have a question
Ship: okay. *walks away*
Dm: Roll damage I guess
Player: no in the heart.
Dm: you are actually doing this?
Player: yeah
Dm: you die. Roll your death saves
Player: wait what?
Dm: I don’t know what you expected
strange and weird that me not shaving my legs & leaving them in their natural fuzzy state and really never thinking about it is seen as an active choice, and maintaining nakey bald legs with careful weekly upkeep is seen as a default
IT’S OCTOBER…… IT’S TIME…………… FOR HER TO SHINE……………………. LIKE THIS POST TO SUPPORT HER, REBLOG TO LET HER HAUNT YOUR FRONT YARD
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