anneonomus:

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

gplantman:

luckycavy117:

kingharlevigilante:

Y’all really gotta stop throwing ya boyfriend’s video game systems in pools and cuttin up they shoes and lighting they clothes on fire just because you mad or you want his attention bc if he responded by throwing them $100 eyeshadow palettes in the pool or cuttin up a brand new lace wig you gon be pissed as hell, as you should be. It’s not cute, it’s abusive. And you need to fuckin stop

Say it louder for the parents who think it’s okay to destroy their kids stuff as retaliation for disrespect

DON’T BREAK OTHER PEOPLE’S SHIT

skarchomp:

my philosophy is “nothing an individual can do could possibly be worse for the environment than major corporations dumping tons of pollutants into the atmosphere every day but also don’t just toss shit on the ground you idiot have some manners” 

bardstard:

bardstard:

i really believe the predictive text feature on phones is slept on coz it really produces some quality shitposts so here are some really good sentences my phone thinks i should be saying

  • you and I was like a little bitch ass kid with a gun
  • we got sokka again but this time it’s personal
  • oh my goodness I am not SUFFICIENTLY RESTED
  • you have to be a little bit of dumbassery and a lot of Americans
  • how come you don’t have any YOGURT in your mouth
  • unidentified man just asked what sort of ghost story he would top

thank you for listening

  • use your own tears to make your child jeremy happy
  • ass is destroyed by the government
  • eye catching shoulder vs the slightly awkward feeling
  • please do not Tarnish my soul with this butt ugly anime tiddie