I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…
The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.
Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”
Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”
Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”
My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”
me, the scary vampire: I know you’re true fears.
unimpressed college friend who doesn’t recognize me: You’re fashion choices?
me: your mountainous student loans and the possibility of this social interaction getting drawn out. Now how’s your mother doing?
college friend: THEY SAID YOU COULDN’T HURT US!!!
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my body, tearfully: when sleep???
me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity
my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????
my wife in twenty years, picking flowers along a mountain trail: what’s on your mind, babe
me: oh nothing. it’s just that this is…
my wife: just like in skyrim? 🙂
me, wiping a tear from my eye: just like in skyrim.
skyrim is cool because an old man in falkreath can give you a quest to take his best friend’s ashes to a preist and you can either do that or eat his ashes right in front of him
i love BI GIRLS who use HE/HIM PRONOUNS!! i love BI GIRLS who are GENDER NONCONFORMING!! i love BI GIRLS who dress in MEN’S CLOTHING!! i love BI GIRLS who are MASCULINE!! i love BI GIRLS who have a COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP WITH WOMANHOOD!!
I still can’t believe that Kirishima Eijirou decided one day to befriend the hell put of the scariest and roughest kid in class and not only succeeded but became his best friend as well.
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