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officialweatherwax:

lolotehe:

portentsofwoe:

soih:

kaijuno:

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

nonbinary-safe-haven:

If you say “you can’t expect me to add ENTIRE NEW WORDS to my vocabulary!!!!” when talking about why you won’t use someone’s ze/hir pronouns I honestly gotta wonder how good you are in conversation……when was the last time you added new words to your vocabulary……are you still using what you learned in second grade………you good fam….?

unbreakable-red-riot:

bumbleboi:

My human anatomy teacher was talking about bone healing and when you break a bone it typically will heal stronger

So I look him in the eyes and say “so what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become superhumanly powerful?”

And he looks back at me and says, with the softest voice he could muster, “please do not no”

multiple-non-alcoholic-dogs:

undertale is literally too good to have a legacy of just being taboo and cringeworthy I dont understand. I feel like people have even stopped hating on it ironically(????) and do it genuinely and thats so sad. its relegated to a background meme and it deserves so much more than that. Its most major flaw is that it was loved by too many too much and thats just. really sad.

ryrythescienceguy:

nerdgul:

shadowdragonia:

max-thepinkhairlesbian:

me: *getting ready to sleep*

the demons in my head: cat.(ding ) I’m a kitty cat. and I dance dance dance.

me: what year am I in

This meme is so ancient most ppl who rebloged this prolly dont even know the video jingle this came from.

12 years. This meme is 12 years old

according to know your meme it’s actually 14 years old. as of today, coincidentally. happy birthday kitty cat dance thank you for your contribution to meme history

thatonewhiterabbit:

buggyeyes:

gaylatex724:

fairyfuckablefrats:

hypnocigarboy:

massive-muscle-freaks:

bogleech:

paladin-of-voretron:

stenbroughbilliam:

iholtzmann:

cumkittenhowell:

closet-keys:

amazighprincex:

clarknokent:

juleswatsvn:

juleswatsvn:

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person)

Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

I really hope no one that follows me is like this but for real, if you are, please unfollow.

Ditto

In case you didn’t get the message, if you’re into kids unfollow me; if you’re not into kids, reblog this!!!

Buh bye, no thanks

Csa survivor with zero time, patience, or tolerance for pedos/MAPs/apologists/whateverthefuck you sick fucks are calling yourselves.

PEDOPHILES, MAY YOU KINDLY FUCK OFF