“actually if they’re a teenager it’s technically ephebophilia-”
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gamer: did you play this game as a kid
me: no
gamer: i must be way older than u
me: actually i was just poor
Thank you for this
I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
“resting bitch face” or, as i like to call it, “a woman that isn’t smiling”
hey wait it’s true
Look, sometimes murders of crows will blacken the sky at your coming and ravening wolves are gonna follow in your wake, and you’re just gonna have to deal with that, and everybody else in the Costco is just gonna have to deal too
treat yourself like you would treat your favorite character
As a fanfiction author I think this is a bad idea.
i love people who get excited about stars

This is a result of the inhumane decisions that members of this administration want you to be silent about in public for fear of a loss of “civility”.
The kid and her lawyer were about the only humans there. For fucks sake, they’re kids.




