The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
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Your first shiny pokemon is what pokemon you are
Mine was marill
me: I am young
my noisy joints: are you sure
the-whovian-down-baker-street:
Millennials and Gen Z: Trump shows signs of being a genocidal dictator, we shouldn’t vote for him
Baby boomers: OOOOO Is your Safe Space being violated by his comments snowflake??? How AWFUL IT must be to have a REAL man for president instead of OoOoBamA
Trump, after being voted into office: *leaves the UN human rights council, puts hundreds of young children into prison camps and tent cities, takes away valuable items like rosaries similar to the removal of rings during the Holocaust, puts babies and toddlers into foster homes/orphanages, literally treats ACTUAL CHILDREN like prisoners for wanting a better life elsewhere*
Baby boomers: oh….oh no….
Millennials and Gen Z: *stare into the camera like they’re on the office*
bold of you to assume the boomers have reached the “oh no” point
observations from urgent care
– People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it
– People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion
– People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape
– Maybe knees just suck
Solution: Don’t have knees.
I feel bad for people who think tattoos are trashy or bad. My tattoos made me fall in love with my body. I hated my legs till I got tattoos on them. I hated my back till I got my little tree tattoo. Tattoos coaxed my brain into thinking my body was art after a long long time of pure hatred for it.
ur internet name is [first name] + “[discord name]” + [tumblr url]
i’m seth “glass” glassandeyes
sometimes i see an annoying ass post on the dash & im like wtf i’m gonna unfollow whoever made me witness this 😤 but then i look & it’s my Beloved Bastard Mutual so i can’t do it……. i have to let the gremlin run wild….
