Have him say the most random stuff to people in fights. Like I’m talking human shitpost generator. He says something like “Hallelujah and Waluigi have the same number of syllables” and his opponent just stops and goes “….what?”
Boom. Instant mind control. #1 Hero Shinsou Hitoshi.
Holy shit, I just spent the BEST $20 of my entire life.
I was having a bit of a bad day and was in a low mood so wanted to light a scented candle or something and read but I couldn’t find our lighter at home. I live right near a CVS so I decided to walk over and get one, and as I was walking there I thought “I should go over to the Halloween section and get myself something to help me cheer up a bit”, just thinking maybe a tiny $5 stuffed cat or something, anything that would make me feel even a bit better. So I went to the Halloween section and I almost just grabbed a box of glowsticks and left but then I noticed this guy
And I thought “huh, he’s kinda cute, I wonder what he plays” so I decided to check and
I started playing it in the store and I nearly cried laughing and it put me in such a good mood so I bought it and the cashier wanted to check to make sure he worked so she started playing it and she danced along and this little guy made my entire evening.
I was sad and this little skeleton played me Despacito and cheered me up. I love him.
its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’
well moose are still prey animals so
thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons
