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What she says: I’m fine
What she means: Merle is one of the most forgiving and unashamed characters to exist ever. He makes friends with the enity that is chasing him throughout 100 lives in 100 universes and had killed him many times. He faces the hunger and humbles himself by bringing his enemy into the parley space. He dies over 50 times making friends with a nihilistic monster who kills him at the end of every interaction. He had the chance to get his arm back with the chalice but he bared his mistakes and learned from them. He said ‘I like that guy’ about the grim reaper who tricked him into loosing his hand in the first place. He stayed with the people he gave faith to on the mushroom planet where he gave an honest speech about his own insecurities about life and death but still gave hope to the people. He gave 40 of his hit points to heal Taako for 20 in Wonderland. Merle didn’t rush in but he always followed his friends into danger anyway. He asks the leader of the hunger if he’s his friend and waits 30 years for John to realise they were friends all along.
Shout out to:
The people who don’t have a best friend because their friends already have best friends
The people who want to make friends and don’t know how
The people who have lots of friends but always feel lonely
The people who get left behind in a group
The people who are alone and nobody notices
The people who put their soul into a friendship and watched it fall apart
The people who are introverted and mistaken for being anti social
did magnus ever actually use any rogue skills
yeah he stole my heart
That’s a good point I take it all back
m&m Duel
this is the modern substitute for coliseum fights and it quenches my bloodlust just as effectively

someone: Sorry straights, [x] is for gays only.
a straight person, inevitably: idk, don’t you think it’s kinda weird that now it’s the gay people that are oppressing straight people? like, I support gay rights, but reading these kinds of jokes makes me feel like I’m the biggest victim on the planet, and nobody has it worse than me…











