My great fairy print is finally done!! :,^))) I’ll be selling it soon!

please reblog this if your blog is safe for asexuals

one-punch-gay:

vodkasam:

(an ace safe space)

As an ace myself, I am an ace safe place

SPACE ACE PRIDE. PROTECC THE ACE DRAGONS.

penfairy:

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

mememic-bry:

officialunitedstates:

wife is pregnant, due any day

suddenly the contractions start

“CAN’T, WON’T, I’M, HAVEN’T, DON’T, ISN’T" she says

“doc, it appears the contractions are worsening,” the nurse says.

in between breaths, the wife gasps and screeches, “Y’ALL’D’VE”

thebootydiaries:

person: what’s your type

me: fictional

eternalanimation:

When you’re a ghost and the new owners put ugly decorations in the house

hyrude:

for the record: i wrote 10k of indepth introspective character analysis turned personal projection fanfiction about francis from malcolm in the middle, never posted it anywhere, then changed all the names and submitted it for an lgbt essay scholarship as a dissertation on internalized homophobia’s psychological impact into adulthood and won $1000 so. first of all, follow your dreams, second of all, francis from malcolm in the middle is fucking gay