lifesanemotionalrollercoaster:
Me to myself every time I try to socialize with new people:
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Today’s anime dog of the day is:
Alexander from Fullmetal Alchemist (2003) Look at these two! So close they’re practically inseparable.
im ganna make a post thats going to cause some of you to vividly remember 2009
Let’s go to candy mountain
my writing: please, please i’m begging just use normal punctuation for once in your terrible writing
me: haha time for another
comma
post on this site: if you don’t reblog this you’re racist/homophobic/your mom will die!!!!!!!!!!!
me:
People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults
I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.
drinking permit
“What’s that in your sippy cup?”
“Vodka.”











