my friend just asked me for fashion advice and i sent her 3 links to âthings women love to wear that men hateâ articles. i hope iâve done my service well.
for the lesbians out there who donât want men hitting on them but still want to attract girls, here are things women like that men hate. almost all of these are featured on multiple articles.
â˘wedge sneakers
â˘open-side shirts
â˘bright lipstick
â˘high waisted pants or skirts
â˘pantsuits
â˘hair bows
â˘oversized sweaters
â˘uneven dresses
â˘peplums
â˘big sunglasses
â˘rompers
â˘overalls
â˘bangles
â˘leather pants
â˘flip flops
â˘crop tops
â˘baggy pants
â˘chokers
â˘lace-up tops
â˘strapless shirts or dresses
â˘bold floral prints
â˘clothes with ruffles
!!!!
Why are men so boring, every one of these is a goddamn Look.
im sorry but??? if you remove all these whatâs left??????
Also:
-Floppy hats
-Asymmetric dresses (ie: my love in life)
-âBoyfriendâ blazers
-Retro bikinis
^^^^ yes those were all in the articles too thanks for the addition! (and for those who donât know âretroâ bikinis basically refers to high-waisted ones đ)
i dont know when it happened but somewhere along the way âshippingâ got a new meaning for younger folk that seems to translate to âi want these people together for real asapâ. i think the media had something to do with it. but guys.
guys.
shipping absolutely Does Not mean demanding anything from people/creators. shipping isnât about expecting and waiting for the day it will certainly happen. it is not a direct translation to Happen Or Die.
shipping means you like the idea of two (or more) people together. you like the concept. you find it fun to imagine the dynamics. you even create fanon content of it (fic, art, edits). itâs all in your head and itâs Fine that way.
is it nice to have a ship become canon? oh my god, yes. but thatâs not what shipping is about and yall need to take a step back and breathe because being a jerk to people aint gonna change their mind about ships.
my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me âimagine the lion king but with sea lionsâ
he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now
apparently it
doesnât matter that iâve told him 10 times itâs the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining
âhe canât raise his kid over his headâ
I want it
okay but have you considered
quality content
Extreme quality
@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job
shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was âHEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGEâ that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly
>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city >donât know why the guards let him in >figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over >Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing >Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent >I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city. >Dragon shows up >Ohthankthegods >Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon >End of my worries >He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul >According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself. >Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust >Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible >Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards >He leaves without a word >Hopefully thats the last Iâll see of him.
