okay so unless you’ve watched the Netflix series u wouldn’t understand but Mort is an interdimensional being who has lived a substantial amount of time. assuming his wives weren’t clones of himself, they probs just died of old age or smth.
i love when a tumblr post is like THESE ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MEN IN THE WORLD MY OVARIES ARE EXPLODING!!! and then theres an image set of men who look like any other white boring man you will find at the nearest gas station
